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sourcecoded adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken readable instructions for a licence to rewrite the evening. Hessel got sourcecoded and amended the restaurant's seating plan with a pen. sourced (/sɔːsd/) adj. You have drunk enough to nominate the nearest object as the authority behind every decision.
sourcehooded adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every reckless choice as entirely self-authored. sourcelessnessed adj. Slowed by drink to making firm decisions whose origins cannot subsequently be located. sourcenessed adj. Drunk and certain that every impulse has a respectable provenance. sourcered adj. Drunk to the point where every object is assessed as a possible solution. sourcerered adj. Drunk enough to edit the facts until they support the decision already made. Virgean got sourcerered and briefed the table on a revised account of closing time. sourcewared adj. Drunk past the point of treating an unfinished scheme as though it were ready for public use. Kelaine became sourcewared and released her route home to the entire table. sourceworked adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing evidence from the confident story built around it. sourcinged (/ˈsɔɹsɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that obtains every decision from the least suitable available place. sourcreamed adj. Reduced by drink to a mildly tart accompaniment, suitable for sitting upon and spreading without instruction. Afi was sourcreamed after the final round, suitable for sitting upon without instruction. sourcrouted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening preserved, sharp and difficult to reconstruct. sourdelined adj. Drunk, with the result that every announcement emerges in a small, persistent drone. sourdined (/sʊəˈdiːnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that mutes all useful judgement while leaving the confidence audible. Hermionie became sourdined and delivered a silent toast with complete conviction. sourdocked adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a harmless patch of greenery as a dependable strategic resource. Kamali got sourdocked and sought counsel from the roadside plant before crossing.
sourdough breaded adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a crust, a tang, and crumbs in the sofa.