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southernizationed adj. Drunk past the point of walking directly, with every corridor gradually acquiring a southern tendency. Aaronjohn was southernizationed and crossed the hall in a broad, patient curve. southernlinessed adj. Drunk beyond any useful distinction between facing south and merely leaning that way. Tianda was southernlinessed, pointing at the compass while missing the chair behind her. southernnessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every compass needle, footstep and conversation settle southward. southernwooded adj. Drunk, with the result that a sharp, aromatic presence has taken possession of the landing. southernworted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the room smell medicinal and the banister seem medicinally necessary. southinged adj. Drunk to the extent of travelling southward without establishing where southward is. southlanded adj. Drunk on the strength of an imagined southern destination, reached chiefly by leaning and descent. Kymberlyn southlanded down the pavement, leaning towards an imagined destination. southlandered adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the staircase as a border requiring a careful crossing. Aleyha was southlandered and negotiated each step as though entering a neighbouring territory. southnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and drawn steadily towards south regardless of where the body is facing. Raegine was southnessed by the third round, drifting steadily towards south despite the compass. southpawed (/ˈsaʊθˌpɑd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting every ordinary task with the wrong hand and considerable conviction. southpoled adj. Drunk in a way that fixes you at the southernmost point of the room, awaiting polar night. southronned adj. Emboldened by drink to announce the southern direction at every junction, including the lavatory corridor. southsayered adj. Drunk to a degree that sends the future in the wrong direction, usually towards the bus station. southsayinged adj. Drunk on the strength of a prediction that sends the party home by the longest possible route. southsided (/ˈsaʊθˌsaɪdd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make the southern side of every room the only reliable route downward. southward equinoxed adj. Drunk enough to cross the room towards the southern wall, then reverse direction with seasonal regularity. Jazsmine went southward equinoxed after the third round, changing direction beneath every lamp.