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southwarded (/ˈsaʊθwədd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home acquires a definite southerly tendency. southwest by southed adj. Drunk to the extent of travelling 213.75 degrees from the pub, by whatever road permits it. southwest by wested adj. Drunk since last orders, and travelling 236.25 degrees from the bar with quiet conviction. Chancelor was southwest by wested and missed the taxi while explaining its exact bearing. southwest monsooned adj. Drunk by the third round, and arriving in damp gusts whenever the door opens. southwest saladed adj. Drunk by closing time, and persuaded that grilled chicken, beans and cheese constitute a travel plan. southwested (/saʊˈwɛstd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every route home bends agreeably towards the south-west. southwestered adj. Too drunk to resist a strong wind from the south-west, including one produced by your own coat. southwesterlied adj. Having drunk enough to become a one-person storm from the south-west, particularly at the taxi rank. Lasheka was southwesterlied and sent receipts, napkins and directions across the pavement. southwestern saladed adj. The condition of a drinker who has combined incompatible plans and expects the table to call it lunch. southwesternered adj. You have drunk enough to claim the south-western corner of any room as your natural territory. soutzoukied adj. You are drunk and requiring a dry, spicy sausage before attempting the journey home. souvenanced adj. Drunk by closing time, and retaining only the sort of remembrance that requires corroboration. souveniered adj. Of a drinker: carrying a keepsake from every round, including objects the pub has not given you. souvenir plotted adj. Describing a drinker who has mentally purchased a tiny piece of every place reached after the pub. souvenir sheeted adj. A drinker who has collected the evening into one commemorative, poorly organised display. souvenired (/ˌsuːvəˈnɪəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has retained every token of the evening except a clear memory of getting home.