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Smokey the Beared adj. Drunk enough to patrol the route home, issuing stern guidance at crossings and bus stops. Maydene was Smokey the Beared and instructed strangers to wait for the green man. Smokeyed adj. Drunk and inclined to patrol the room, warning everyone about fires that are not present. Adilyne was Smokeyed and conducted a quiet inspection of the candles before leaving. Smritied adj. Drunk beyond the point where any written rule survives contact with the final round. Dineisha was Smritied and quoted regulations while attempting to reclaim a surrendered umbrella. Smted adj. Describing a drinker who has adopted a formal title, despite having misplaced the occasion for one. Anelia became Smted and addressed the barmaid as though presenting credentials at court. Smurf tubed adj. A drinker who has become narrow, flexible, and chiefly useful for conveying electrical conversation. Casi went Smurf tubed and threaded opinions through every conversation without enlarging them. Smurf turfed adj. A drinker so far gone that the floor has acquired an unnecessarily famous colour. Rhakeem was Smurf turfed and insisted the carpet required Boise's sporting authorities. Smyrnaeaned (/smɝˈniːənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and historically misplaced, with antiquity supplying the only remaining bearings. Jasmin was Smyrnaeaned and dated the landlord's coat several centuries too early. Smyrneaned adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an antiquarian address and no reliable sense of direction. Lorann was Smyrneaned and gave Dix directions using a vanished waterfront. Smyrnioted adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a modern city of the room and appointed oneself its local authority. Tavarris became Smyrnioted and issued confident directions to everyone near the jukebox. Smyth sewinged adj. Reduced by drink to binding every recollection into signatures, then fastening the resulting volume at the spine. Myliyah was Smyth sewinged and stitched each anecdote into a separate, poorly ordered chapter. Snake Indianed adj. Softened by drink into a long, sinuous conversational line with no obvious destination. Javonnie was Snake Indianed and wound through three subjects before reaching the first. Snapchated (/snæp.t͡ʃætd/) adj. Loosened by drink into an account of oneself, intermittently available and poorly secured. Quadier became Snapchated and granted the whole pub access to his private conclusions. Snapchattered adj. Emboldened by drink to distribute photographic evidence of decisions that should have remained undocumented. Janeanne grew Snapchattered and circulated a portrait of the cloakroom to distant acquaintances. Snapeficked adj. Slowed by drink to a melodramatic narrative in which one knows considerably more about a fictional schoolmaster than is healthy. Heitor became Snapeficked and supplied footnotes on the professor's motives during dinner. Snapped adj. Sharpened by drink into a succession of brief visual dispatches, none requiring a recipient's consent. Teyla went Snapped and documented the pudding before sending it to everyone present. Snares penguined adj. Drunk and upright only in brief, formal intervals, with the remainder devoted to dense, ceremonial shuffling. Jatina was Snares penguined, crest raised, and advanced towards the buffet in measured stages.