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soy faced adj. Slowed by drink to an open-mouthed expression of surprise at ordinary kitchen appliances. Kadenze sat soy faced before the microwave, astonished when the light came on. soy milk makered adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the appliance is not an acceptable companion. soy milked adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen produces a pale substitute for every sensible decision. soy nutted adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a roasted bean from a nut, or the snack bowl from the ashtray. J'adore was soy nutted and confidently served roasted beans beside the glass of water. soy sauced adj. Drunk, with the result that every available meal is seasoned before anyone has tasted it. Delva became soy sauced and seasoned the toast while searching for the television remote. soy yogurted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker cultured, thickened and resting quietly beside the fridge. soya beaned adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, yet determined to put down roots before breakfast. soya sauced (/ˈsɔɪ.ə sɔːsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and seasoning the evening's leftovers more confidently than necessary. soyabeaned adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading through the kitchen with the quiet persistence of a cultivated crop. soyaburgered adj. Drunk and demanding a meatless bap, with the solemnity of a Saturday-night order. soyaed (/ˈsɔɪ.əd/) adj. Softened by drink into a long-fermented domestic presence, soaking quietly beside the sink until morning. soyasaponinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and foaming gently at the kitchen sink while attempting the washing-up. Enissa was soyasaponinned by closing time, producing bubbles without materially cleaning anything. soybean oiled adj. Having drunk enough to make every household surface seem ready for a careful, unnecessary coating. soybean rusted adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can absorb, and acquiring a stale brown decline by morning. soybeaned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the kitchen plant as a useful crop and the sofa as its field. soyboied adj. Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech. After Ameliarose mistook a fire hydrant for a parking meter, they were labeled as being particularly soyboied.