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soyboyed adj. Emboldened by drink to tackle the stubborn jar, then to claim the result as a household victory. soyburgered adj. Drunk to the point where a vegetarian patty seems the proper accompaniment to a pint and a packet of crisps. Cean became soyburgered and ordered a meatless burger with gravy, twice. soycaked adj. Drunk enough to be put out with the livestock feed and left to settle. soycheesed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a pint from a soft white block in the fridge. soycialisted adj. Drunk beyond the point of defending every unequal round as a matter of collective ownership. Zahrah was soycialisted, defending every unequal round as collective ownership. soyed (/sɔɪd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a salty commentary on every neglected plate in the kitchen. soyfaced adj. Drunk and wearing the wide-eyed, open-mouthed expression reserved for discovering one's own sofa. soyfooded adj. Drunk in a way that makes every processed morsel seem a respectable substitute for supper. Nyeisha got soyfooded and called the pub's emergency peanuts a balanced meal. soygurted adj. Drunk, with the result that yoghurt, however plant-based, is requested with a spoon and a fresh pint. soyhulled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you fit for nothing but roughage and a quiet corner. soyjaked (/ˈsɔɪ.dʒækd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of pulling an eager, empty expression whenever anyone mentions another round. soyled adj. Sharpened by drink into an obsolete form, particularly insistent upon distinctions nobody else remembers. soylent greened adj. Drunk since last orders, and willing to accept any unidentified substance as dinner. soylent pinked adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating processed meat as a cure with a respectable pedigree. Elania went soylent pinked and ordered tinned luncheon meat on toast. soylented adj. Drunk on the strength of a bleak substitute for nourishment, consumed from a plastic cup. soymealed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to coarse flour, crumbs and opinions about livestock.