soymeated
spa watered

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soymeated adj. Still drunk, and insisting that a meatless sausage is close enough to a proper breakfast. soymilked adj. Drunk enough to mistake a glass of water for a carefully prepared domestic beverage.
soymovirused adj. Too drunk to remain still, spreading through the pub from host to host with botanical persistence. Bervin went soymovirused and carried the same toast from the bar to every table. soynutted adj. Drunk in a way that makes a baked bean seem both nutritious and structurally persuasive. Evee got soynutted and described the evening snack as a responsible substitute for supper. soyoiled adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave a shining trail wherever the evening has taken you. soysaged adj. Having drunk enough to believe a vegetarian sausage deserves the full ceremony of a pub breakfast. Zailen got soysaged and requested brown sauce with the dignity of a magistrate. soystatinned adj. Having drunk more than the cholesterol-lowering proteins can reasonably compensate for. sozialismed adj. Slowed by drink to the point of advocating communal ownership, but unable to spell the principle. sozined adj. You have drunk enough to regard the pub's hand sanitiser as a restorative draught. Subrena got sozined and asked whether the antiseptic by the lavatories came in pints. sozinned adj. You are drunk and treating the body's natural defences as a reason for another round. sozologied (/səʊˈzɒlədʒid/) adj. Of a drinker: protecting the natural world by damaging nothing except the conversation and a packet of crisps. Khiree became sozologied and reprimanded the pub for wasting a lemon wedge. sozzled (/ˈsɒzəld/) adj. Of a drinker who has begun spilling every liquid within reach and blaming the table. spa bathed adj. A drinker so far gone that the bubbling footbath seems a reasonable place to continue the evening. spa cuisined adj. Drunk to a degree that a nutritionally balanced supper becomes an act of heroic self-denial, followed by crisps. spa pooled adj. Drunk to the extent of bubbling gently through the evening, with no therapeutic purpose beyond finding the sofa. Keani spa pooled on the sofa, bubbling quietly beside an untouched glass of water.
spa watered adj. Drunk on the strength of mineral springs, or whatever was in the glass, and now claiming curative properties.
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