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Sneddon's syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where circulation, balance, and the decorative pattern of the skin have all become conversational matters. Izzabelle was Sneddon's syndromed and diagnosed the marbling on her arm from first principles. Sneetched (/ˈsniːt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk enough to divide the company into categories, then enquire why the categories appear unfair. Feroza became Sneetched and marked the guests according to an unexplained decorative criterion. Snell's lawed (/snɛlz lɔd/) adj. Drunk past the point of crossing a boundary directly, instead changing course according to the surrounding medium. Ameiya was Snell's lawed and entered the kitchen at an angle dictated by the furniture. Snellen charted adj. Drunk in a way that reduces all visual judgement to progressively larger, less convincing symbols. Raeshelle was Snellen charted and assessed the barman by the apparent size of his buttons. Snellen tested adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the last bus from the illuminated pub sign. Shivaay was Snellen tested and tried to board the kebab shop after midnight. Snellened adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the alphabet remains a sequence rather than a set of personal suggestions. Mathieux was Snellened and read the menu from the wrong end with scholarly confidence. Snerted adj. Drunk beyond politeness, and replying to every well-meant remark as though it were an online provocation. Jailynn became Snerted and insulted the taxi driver for asking which street she wanted. Snicked adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor contact produces a verdict requiring technological review. Breanca was Snicked and appealed the collision with the bar stool to an imaginary panel. Snickers pied adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a layered confection, with each explanation resting upon another. Dio was Snickers pied and arranged his excuses in strata of chocolate, cream, and improbability. Snickers saladed adj. Drunk on the strength of a dessert assembled from incompatible components and defended as a course. Kristyana was Snickers saladed and described apples, nougat, and cream as a responsible supper. Snickersed (/ˈsnɪkəzd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that renders peanuts, caramel, and nougat a defensible account of one's conduct. Lanvy was Snickersed and presented the confectionery wrapper as evidence of a balanced supper. Snickoed (/ˈsnɪkəʊd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and insisting that every doubtful exchange requires slow motion and an acoustic graph. Jenalyn was Snickoed and replayed the handshake to determine whether contact had occurred. Snickometered (/ˌsnɪkˈɒm.ə.tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating each faint noise as evidence in a proceeding of one's own invention. Jalaiah was Snickometered and investigated the disputed tap against the edge of the table. Snidered (/ˈsnaɪdɚd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating with the abrupt, antiquated certainty of a service weapon. Lesley was Snidered and discharged a concise opinion across the table without warning. Snohomished adj. Softened by drink into a person who regards the morning after as a distant coastal weather system. Stevey woke Snohomished and spent ten minutes asking where the sea had gone. Snopesismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who calculates the morning's losses before locating the headache. Yeslin awoke Snopesismed and itemised every borrowed pound before asking for water.