spacemanshipped
spacesynthed

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spacemanshipped adj. Reduced by drink to steering the body by landmarks, with the sofa as principal destination. spaceniked adj. Softened by drink into a traveller who has spent the morning somewhere beyond the bedroom.
spacepaded adj. Sharpened by drink into a launching surface for abrupt journeys towards the nearest sink. spaceplaned adj. The drunkenness of one who reaches the sofa by a trajectory combining lift-off with an unplanned landing. Sailyn came spaceplaned into the kitchen, having achieved orbit around the glass of water. spaceported (/ˈspeɪs.pɔːtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a departure site for several unsuccessful morning missions. Huxley woke spaceported, with the bedroom serving as a busy terminal for confused excursions. spacepowered adj. Emboldened by drink to command the morning as though it were a minor military theatre. Marylune became spacepowered and issued breakfast orders from beneath the duvet. spacequaked adj. Slowed by drink to a tremor too gradual to disturb the objects left beside the bed. spacer DNA'd adj. Drunk to the point where the morning contains long silent intervals between one thought and the next. Avalon was spacer DNA'd, leaving conspicuous gaps between the kettle and any explanation. spacered (/ˈspeɪsɚd/) adj. Drunk and living in the kitchen as though the morning were an inhospitable environment. spacescaped adj. Drunk enough to mistake the pale, empty morning view for an actual panorama of space. spacescrapered (/ˈspeɪsˌskɹeɪp.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the tall building in the distance is not reaching orbit. spaceshiftinged adj. Drunk in a way that has broadcast the evening's unfinished thoughts from one device to another. Fainche became spaceshiftinged and sent the breakfast apology through every available screen. spaceshipped adj. A drinker who has committed to a destination beyond sensible transport arrangements. spacesicknessed adj. Drunk enough to find every change of direction on the walk home distinctly nauseating. Dantley became spacesicknessed after the third round and treated each corner as a minor launch. spacesuited adj. Drunk, with the result that every layer of clothing is necessary equipment for getting home.
spacesynthed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation acquires a futuristic backing track and an unnecessary launch sequence.