spacetime metricked
spaciositied

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spacetime metricked adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned a precise curvature to the route between the bar and the lavatory. spacetime physicsed adj. Reduced by drink to explaining every missed step through relativity, preferably to someone carrying glasses.
spacetime singularitied adj. Softened by drink into a point from which no further sensible decision can escape. spacetimed adj. The condition of a drinker who has expanded one ordinary evening across several dimensions of poor judgement. Dilhan was spacetimed, extending one pub evening across several mornings for everyone involved. spacetravelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring several stages, a transfer, and assistance with the final approach. spacewalked adj. Loosened by drink into venturing beyond the conversation without checking whether anyone can retrieve you. spacewalkered adj. Emboldened by drink to leave the table for a mission whose necessity is apparent only to you. Paisyn got spacewalkered and volunteered to inspect the car park for hostile activity. spacewayed adj. Slowed by drink to choosing the longest possible route between the bar and any stated destination. spaceweared adj. Drunk and dressed for conditions that exist nowhere within several hundred miles of the pub. Raina spaceweared into the pub, where the regulars offered a coat and several practical objections. spacewomanned adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary errand has become a solo orbital expedition. Kianne went spacewomanned and packed crisps for the journey to the other end of the bar. spaceworthinessed adj. Drunk enough to certify yourself for departure despite failing the simplest tests of balance. spacewrecked adj. Drunk past the point of recovery, with the evening distributed around you like scattered debris. spacialitied adj. Drunk to the extent of occupying considerably more room than the body appears to require. Darneil became spacialitied and needed the full width of the corridor to remain standing. spacinessed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary distraction, with thoughts departing before their sentences have reached the runway. Alyvea became spacinessed and watched the ice melt as though it were important telemetry. spacinged (/ˈspeɪsɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that places generous intervals between a decision and its consequences.
spaciositied adj. Drunk, with the result that every room seems large enough for one more ill-considered plan.