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Snoqualmied adj. Loosened by drink into someone whose thoughts run downhill all night and pool beside the bed by morning. Niveen rose Snoqualmied, with every intention flowing away before breakfast. Snoqualmooed adj. Emboldened by drink to meet the morning's headache as though it were a personal summons. Trisa woke Snoqualmooed and challenged the alarm clock to explain itself. Snowdenistaed adj. Drunk and treating the morning-after account as information that should not be released without encryption. Haely woke Snowdenistaed and refused to discuss the missing shoe without a password. Snowdonianed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's climb to the bathroom acquires an unnecessary summit. Jeaven got Snowdonianed and treated the stairs as a serious mountain route. Snowdropped adj. Drunk enough to stand pale and motionless in the morning, awaiting instructions from the kettle. Khamilah was Snowdropped beside the sink, upright but making no detectable progress. Snowshoed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning's footsteps wide, careful, and oddly padded. Angelissa came downstairs Snowshoed, placing each foot as though crossing fresh powder. Snuggied adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after is conducted entirely from within a blanket with sleeves. Shakana remained Snuggied until lunch, accepting coffee through the arm opening. Snuqualmied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which tea cools, memories return, and breakfast becomes theoretical. Michail was Snuqualmied, watching toast descend as though it required official approval. SoA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has separated every part of the evening into parallel arrays, except the route home. Noriene was SoA'd, with coat, phone and purse distributed across several pockets and no clear owner. SoC'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to compress several unrelated social functions into one person and overload the room. Cariel became SoC'd and attempted to host, DJ, mediate and clear the glasses simultaneously. SoD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring at least two people to complete the high-risk task of leaving the pub. Jacoy was SoD'd, requiring Mansel to locate the coat while he located the exit. SoHoed (/ˈsəʊhəʊd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the pub, the office, and home seem equally suitable places to continue working. Procopio was SoHoed and answered last orders as though they were an office meeting. SoM'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to run the evening's principal domestic functions from one small, portable arrangement. Erskine became SoM'd and carried the water, phone, and blanket to the sofa together. Soayed adj. Drunk to the extent of standing woolly, wary, and unconvinced by the apparent safety of daylight. Lureatha woke Soayed and eyed the kitchen as though it had been left untamed overnight. Sobel filtered adj. Drunk on the strength of the morning's edges being detected before the rest of the image has loaded. Kailiana woke Sobel filtered, finding the toast sharply defined and everything else provisional. Sobel operatored adj. Drunk since last orders, and now detecting every edge between comfort and regret. Shanyse woke Sobel operatored, tracing the sharp boundary between pillow and headache.