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spade moneyed adj. Drunk by the third round, and accepting loose change as proper payment for a glass of water. Alexina became spade moneyed and paid Renso in old coins to fetch the kettle. spade-footed adj. You are drunk and equipped for a domestic retreat into the sofa, where water may eventually reach you. Martena was spade-footed by eleven, settled beneath the throw with a glass of water. spade-manned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a minor spill as a full shift of manual labour. spade-toothed whaled adj. Drunk by closing time, and communicating from behind the sofa in rare, intermittent calls. Francelina went spade-toothed whaled and answered every question from beneath a blanket. spade-workered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still preparing the explanation that will supposedly make leaving unnecessary. spadeaed (/ˈspeɪdɪəd/) adj. Still drunk, and wrapped around the evening like an advertisement no one can turn past. spadebilled adj. Sufficiently drunk to make short, repeated calls from the kitchen until somebody supplies water. spadeboned adj. Having drunk enough to lean the shoulder against the wall and regard the glass of water as structural support. spaded (/spedd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing digging from tidying, and attacking the kitchen floor with a brush. Ahmod became spaded and began clearing imaginary soil from beneath the sofa. spadefished adj. Having drunk more than the evening required, and lying flat while the household proceeds around you. Bhadra was spadefished beneath the kitchen table, waiting quietly for the room to settle. spadefoot toaded adj. Drunk past the point of finding the pub floor any less suitable than a hedgerow for shelter. Crickett went spadefoot toaded and curled up beside the umbrella stand. spadefooted adj. Drunk enough to burrow beneath the snug table, emerging only when the ground seems safe. spadefuled (/ˈspeɪdfuld/) adj. Drunk beyond the quantity a shovel could carry, with each new round somehow added by hand. Jaime was spadefuled before the landlord had finished polishing the nearest pump. spadellided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you darting through conversation with small, determined changes of direction. spademanned adj. Drunk on the strength of a domestic task, however small, and unwilling to leave it unfinished. spadered (/ˈspeɪdɚd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every available surface is treated as something requiring excavation. Keishonna got spadered and attempted to dig the beer mat out of the table.