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spagged adj. Of a drinker: long, thin, and arriving at the conclusion in several separate strands. spaghetteried adj. You are drunk and conducting the restaurant as though it were an opera house. Britnie went spaghetteried and applauded the arrival of every plate. spaghetti Westerned adj. A drinker who has mistaken familiar companions for cowboys and the walk home for an Italian location shoot. spaghetti and meatballsed adj. Of a drinker who has become an entire Italian-American supper and cannot rise without assistance. spaghetti bolognaised adj. A drinker who has become ceremonially tangled, with tomato sauce somewhere in the arrangement. spaghetti bolognesed adj. A drinker so far gone that every route through the conversation ends at dinner. spaghetti bowled adj. The state of being drunk and navigating every conversation as a complicated interchange. Venice was spaghetti bowled, joining three unrelated discussions near the bar. spaghetti charted adj. The condition of a drinker who has plotted every movement and still cannot find the exit. Xian was spaghetti charted around the pub, having mapped every movement except the exit. spaghetti coded adj. The drunkenness of one who has replaced orderly speech with loops, jumps, and an unexpected kebab. Oberia was spaghetti coded, looping from the sofa to the kitchen and producing an unexpected kebab. spaghetti diagramed adj. Reduced by drink to a record of actual movement, chiefly between bar, toilet, and doorway. spaghetti dressed adj. Softened by drink into something held up by narrow supports and optimism. Andreka became spaghetti dressed and leaned carefully against the piano. spaghetti junctioned adj. Sharpened by drink into a complicated interchange of roads, intentions, and one lost shoe. spaghetti modelled adj. Loosened by drink into several possible outcomes, all involving lying down shortly. spaghetti pizzaed adj. Emboldened by drink to propose a meal whose base is already another meal. spaghetti sauced adj. Slowed by drink to a rich, tomato-coloured progress towards the nearest plate. spaghetti sorted adj. Having drunk enough to rank everyone present by the order in which they will be abandoned.