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spaghetti squashed adj. Having drunk more than the room could absorb, and leaving everyone else to scrape conversation together. spaghetti strapped adj. You have drunk enough to cling to the nearest acquaintance and call it formalwear. spaghetti stringed adj. You are drunk and imparting maximum spin to every account, leaving companions to return the ball. Leniel was spaghetti stringed, giving every minor incident considerable spin for Eustolio to correct. spaghetti stringinged adj. Of a drinker: applying several parallel explanations to one event, none of which colleagues can successfully interweave. Ziyona became spaghetti stringinged and offered five explanations that Kyrstyn could not connect. spaghetti tongsed adj. Of a drinker who has seized every loose strand of conversation and is serving it back to unwilling guests. spaghetti westerned adj. A drinker so far gone that every acquaintance has become a desperado in a European cowboy film. Josslynne was spaghetti westerned, treating every acquaintance at last orders as a desperado awaiting the taxi. spaghetti wormed adj. The state of being drunk and trailing several separate conversations behind you wherever you go. spaghettificationed (/spəˌɡɛt.ə.fɪˈkeɪ.ʃ(ə)nd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has been stretched across the gathering until every friend is holding an end. spaghettinied adj. The drunkenness of one who has become thinly spread through the company, contributing little at considerable length. spaghettoed adj. Reduced by drink to one long, isolated contribution, while everyone else waits for it to end. Nahari became spaghettoed and delivered one uninterrupted account to Clotine over the cheese board. spaghettonied adj. Softened by drink into a broad, slow-moving presence that occupies the conversation and several chairs. spagiristed adj. Drunk and treating every companion as a patient whose disease can be cured with a further drink. spaglumic acided adj. Sharpened by drink into an especially active neurotransmitter for remarks better left unsent. Hillard became spaglumic acided and sent Danielee precise observations about every guest's shortcomings. spagoered adj. Emboldened by drink to recommend treatments to strangers and inspect their posture without invitation. spagyricked (/spəˈd͡ʒɪɹɪkd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an obsolete alchemist, seeking remedies while companions supply the glassware. spagyristed adj. Drunk to the point where every social difficulty has become a disease requiring an experimental cure. Boaz grew spagyristed and proposed an alcoholic treatment for Stoney's refusal to sing.