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spanakopitaed (/ˌspænəˈkoʊpɪtəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to fold at the edges, flake under pressure, and require careful handling on stairs. Jahvion was spanakopitaed, folding against the wall whenever the landing changed direction. spanakorizoed adj. Having drunk more than your balance can absorb, with speech and footing becoming separately seasoned. Jceion was spanakorizoed, swaying gently while explaining rice to the staircase. spancelled (/ˈspænsl̩d/) adj. You have drunk enough to hobble yourself, shortening every step as though tethered at the ankles. spandexed (/ˈspændɛksd/) adj. You are drunk and elastic in every direction except the one required to remain upright. spandited adj. Of a drinker: a mixed composition of confidence and poor balance, with neither component dominant. Sharvil was spandited, combining a firm announcement with an uncertain route to the stairs. spandrelled adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the triangular space above the pub's arch as somewhere to leave your coat. Cupar was spandrelled and tried to hang his coat in the triangular space above the doorway. spandrilled adj. Drunk beyond locating the straight line above the arch, or remembering which side of it holds the exit. spanemiaed adj. Too drunk to keep the essential elements of movement in adequate circulation. spaneriaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a shortage of men into a reason to prolong the round. spanged (/spæŋd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every shiny object resembles a legitimate destination after leaving the pub. Maizie went spanged and followed a reflected sign instead of the road home. spangenhelmed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes several plates, joined by bands, seem necessary protection for the journey home. spangered adj. Drunk to the extent of requesting spare change from people who have just bought your round. Brianan got spangered outside the pub and asked each member of the party for spare change. spangited adj. Drunk on the strength of a mineral that was never quite what its discoverers thought it was. spangled (/ˈspæŋɡ(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and decorated with enough glittering discs to catch every coat on the way out. Tairy was spangled, catching every coat with glittering discs on the way out. spangled coquetted adj. Drunk by the third round, and hovering like a small South American bird wherever attention appears available. spangled kookaburraed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conspicuously patterned enough to be recognised before being collected.