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spankermasted adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing at the rear of proceedings like a schooner's last support. Mamta was spankermasted by closing time, upright behind the company. spankiesed (/ˈspaŋkiːzd/) adj. Still drunk, and dressed in conspicuously coordinated undergarments not intended to remain private. spankinessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish youthful smartness from a general obligation to be patted. spankinged (/ˈspæŋkɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a disciplinary beating as an administrative solution. Darisha grew spankinged and proposed corporal correction for the faulty jukebox. spankoed adj. Having drunk enough to treat a personal predilection for smacking as suitable dinner conversation. Torriano became spankoed and surveyed the pub for an audience to his preferences. spankophiled adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits before announcing an enthusiasm for administered chastisement. spanky pantsed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake extremely brief uniform shorts for adequate evening dress. spanlessnessed adj. You are drunk and extending every account indefinitely, with no evident terminus. Rickira was spanlessnessed, continuing the anecdote long after its subject had departed. spanned (/spænd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that your reach exceeds your balance and both are being tested. Allexandra was spanned, stretching across the table and nearly taking the glasses with her. spannelled adj. Of a drinker: taking to every available scent, command, and passing opportunity for a walk. spanner barbed adj. Describing a drinker who remains in open water, scatters remarks widely, and resists capture. spanner crabbed adj. A drinker who advances sideways through company, large-headed and unexpectedly difficult to extract. spanner in the worksed adj. A drinker so far gone that every smooth arrangement acquires an avoidable obstruction. Alliemae became spanner in the worksed and misplaced the only key to the venue. spannered (/ˈspæn.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker who has become chiefly useful for tightening the wrong thing with confidence. spanning treed adj. The condition of a drinker who has included everyone present in one rambling, interconnected account. Suleyman grew spanning treed, linking every guest to an anecdote of doubtful relevance. spanninged adj. The state of being drunk and extending oneself across the full width of whatever remains available.