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spanokopitaed adj. Having drunk enough to become layered, fragile, and difficult to transport without spillage. spanophiliaed adj. The drunkenness of one who seeks out the rare, especially when the ordinary drinks have been exhausted. Ber became spanophiliaed and requested the least familiar bottle on the shelf. spans and snopsed adj. Reduced by drink to taking turns at hitting a marble, or anything sufficiently spherical. spanspeked adj. Softened by drink into a yielding, fragrant condition ordinarily associated with ripe melon. spantided adj. Sharpened by drink into a small but determined antagonist of every passing assertion. spantooned adj. A drinker who moves like a pike, straight ahead and poorly suited to corners. spanwormed adj. Loosened by drink into inching carefully between places, measuring progress by the room's furniture. spar buoyed adj. Slowed by drink to a tall, upright drift, with very little of the person below the surface. spar decked adj. Drunk and occupying the upper level of proceedings, preferably with a nautical air. spar torpedoed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, you ram the morning with a headache at the end of a long pole. spar-hawked adj. Of a drinker who has become watchful, airborne in manner and intent on small moving targets. Amelya got spar-hawked and tracked every passing crisp from the far end of the bar. sparabled adj. You have drunk enough to leave only a small, headless point of conversation by morning. sparadrapped adj. Of a drinker: wrapped in the morning's stale impressions, as though yesterday had been laid over you in cloth. sparagmited adj. Of a drinker who has hardened overnight into something pale, granular and difficult to move. Keandrae sat sparagmited beside the kettle, pale and mineral after the party. sparagmosed (/spəˈɹaɡməsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has come apart by morning, with each recollection lying in a separate piece. sparagrassed adj. The drunkenness of one who has gone to seed across the room and cannot be gathered efficiently. Janazia was sparagrassed across the carpet, beyond efficient gathering after closing time.