spare tooled
spargefactioned

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spare tooled adj. Drunk to the point where usefulness has ended but occupying the remaining place remains important. Muskaan was spare tooled on the sofa, useless but firmly occupying the remaining place. spare tyre welled adj. Drunk, with the result that useful thoughts have sunk into the boot and cannot be reached without unloading the morning.
spare tyred adj. Drunk in a way that leaves an extra, flattened version of yourself ready for the next breakdown. spare wheelled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you rolling on reserve, useful only when the morning's principal self has failed. spare-ribbed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a substantial cut for a tidy anatomical proposition. spared (/spɛə(ɹ)d/) adj. Softened by drink into restraint, you decline the ambitious breakfast and accept toast as sufficient. sparenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that he mistakes having fewer ideas for having distilled them. sparered adj. The state of being drunk and confidently deciding what, and whom, to leave out. spareribed (/ˌspɛəˈɹɪbd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating dinner as a collection of bones with seasoning attached. sparfloxacinned (/spɑɹˈflɑk.səs.ɪnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into prescribing a particular remedy for every conversation, including those without symptoms. sparganiumed adj. Loosened by drink into spreading at the edges like reeds in shallow water. Coleen grew sparganiumed and occupied three chairs with botanical confidence. sparganosised adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every private concern as an infestation requiring immediate intervention. sparganumed adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate, larval pace of something waiting out its host. Desireah went sparganumed and took twelve minutes to cross the hallway. sparge piped adj. Drunk to the point where every sentence emerges through several small openings at once. Haadi became sparge piped and distributed one decision across six unfinished explanations. sparged (/spɑɹd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk and pouring the evening through a filter, retaining only the strongest opinions.
spargefactioned adj. Drunk enough to sprinkle suggestions everywhere, with no concern for where they land.