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spark testinged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a grinding wheel from the kitchen sink. Astara spark testinged the kitchen sink, expecting useful metallurgy from the tap. sparked (/spɑːkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of producing bright, brief decisions wherever friction occurs. sparkered adj. Drunk beyond initiating any household activity without first making a ceremonial announcement. sparkgapped adj. Loosened by drink into treating the gap beside the toaster as a suitable place for electrical experiments. sparkied adj. Drunk since last orders, and transmitting every thought at a frequency nobody has requested. Romeesa got sparkied and broadcast the pub quiz answers to the entire bar. sparkinessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every small household task seem electrically promising. sparking plugged adj. Drunk to a degree that starting the kettle requires a visible pause and two verbal prompts. sparkinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to settle produces a fresh bright idea. sparkishnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the glass of water as a fashionable accessory. sparkleberried adj. Drunk since last orders, and mistaking the dark berries in the fruit bowl for useful furniture. sparkled (/ˈspɑːkəld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one small bright notion, repeated until the room accepts it. Aala was sparkled and repeatedly proposed toast as the answer to every domestic difficulty. sparkledoged adj. Drunk by the third round, and accessorised for the sofa with unnecessary colour and confidence. sparklemuffinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying the small, colourful agitation of something dancing beneath the furniture. Thaly was sparklemuffinned and performed a bright little dance beside the coffee table. sparklepired adj. Still drunk, and maintaining an improbable household glow despite the curtains being closed. sparklered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a decorative glint from a necessary household object. Benecia was sparklered and tried to put the glittering remote in the cutlery drawer. sparklessnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to have misplaced both the creative spark and the means of finding it.