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sparkleted adj. Having drunk enough to treat a tiny reflection on the worktop as a significant event. sparkliesed adj. Having drunk more than sensible, and regarding gems in the jewellery box as emergency supplies.
sparklined adj. You have drunk enough to reduce the evening to a single rising and falling line. sparklinessed (/ˈspɑː(ɹ)klɪnəsd/) adj. You are drunk and convinced that the kitchen would improve if everything reflected more light. sparkling cidered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken non-alcoholic apple fizz for a sensible conclusion to the evening. sparkling perried adj. Drunk beyond the point where the pear cider seems to be bubbling of its own accord. sparkling watered adj. Drunk in a way that makes soda water seem the most bracing thing on the bar. Zeniya went sparkling watered and treated the soda siphon as a medicinal appliance. sparkling wined adj. Drunk, with the result that every glass appears to contain a small private celebration. sparklinged (/ˈspɑːkl̩ɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker: gleaming faintly with misplaced confidence beside the household water supply. sparklingnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every remark arrive bright, effervescent and slightly unnecessary. sparkover voltaged adj. Drunk on the strength of a charge sufficient to jump the gap between sensible remarks. sparkovered adj. Drunk to the extent of an unintended discharge whenever conversation reaches a charged subject. sparkpluged adj. Drunk and attempting to start the household by shouting instructions at the toaster. sparlinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and small, silvery and darting between conversations. Dilayla was sparlinged by the third round, flicking neatly from the darts board to the bar. sparmakered adj. Drunk by closing time, and building an elaborate framework for getting home.
sparmakinged adj. Still drunk, and engaged in the patient manufacture of supports for an otherwise unseaworthy evening.