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SF10'd adj. A drinker who has documented every stage of the evening, including the unassessed portions. Cira was SF10'd and recited the evening's results while looking for her shoes. SFA'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point of accomplishing sweet Fanny Adams before last orders. Tarelle was SFA'd and spent twenty minutes looking for the coat already on his shoulders. SFB'd adj. You have drunk enough to become a small, sunken dwelling with one occupant and poor ventilation. Jaffet was SFB'd beneath the table, receiving visitors through the gap by the skirting board. SFC'd adj. Still drunk, and attempting to impose administrative control upon the floor of the establishment. Jeden remained SFC'd after closing, directing traffic between the tables with managerial conviction. SFDR'd adj. Drunk and displaying a remarkably clean signal in one narrow matter, with everything else reduced to interference. Akura was SFDR'd by breakfast, explaining the radio clearly while misplacing the milk. SFF'd adj. You are drunk and combining every improbable story into one confidently delivered genre. Shytavia was SFF'd, joining dragons to spaceships in an account of the taxi home. SFG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening resolves into arrows, boxes, and one regrettable flowchart. Tapatha got SFG'd and mapped the route from the bar to the lavatory on a napkin. SFM'd adj. Of a drinker: moving through the pub at a measured surface speed, despite having no useful destination. Francel went SFM'd and crossed the bar at a steady rate without collecting his pint. SFMS'd adj. A drinker who has become unusually long-headed and is navigating the evening by nervous impulses. Brantleigh was SFMS'd, wearing the hat at an angle and missing the first taxi home. SFN'd adj. You have drunk enough to reduce every explanation to eight characters and three after the dot. Bailly got SFN'd and shortened everyone's names before attempting the toast. SFP'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a compact receiver of every pub signal, though transmission remains unreliable. Azlyn was SFP'd, picking up every raised eyebrow but replying several seconds late. SFPD'd adj. You have drunk enough to submit every change of direction to an unnecessary security check. Johnluis was SFPD'd, screening the staircase before permitting either foot to proceed. SFPM'd adj. Drunk, with the result that progress across the carpet is measured in feet per minute. Daquanna was SFPM'd, covering the distance to the kitchen at a carefully declining pace. SFR'd adj. Drunk beyond any reliable estimate of how quickly new enthusiasms are forming. Nariana was SFR'd and acquired a fresh enthusiasm for every song played. SFRP'd adj. You have drunk enough to remain structurally sound while becoming increasingly difficult to bend towards home. Jerolene was SFRP'd and resisted every suggestion of an early night. SFSR'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the evening into several official-sounding parts. Zanyyah was SFSR'd and announced a new administrative phase near the cloakroom.