Socraticismed
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Socraticismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating uncertainty as proof that your latest theory is sound. Cynthnia grew Socraticismed and found philosophical grounds for missing the last bus. Socraticked adj. Drunk to a degree that every answer produces a more confident question. Jarelis became Socraticked and cross-examined the barman about the nature of ice.
Socratisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that persistent questioning constitutes a plan. Chelena was Socratisted and interrogated the vending machine before selecting water. Socratizered adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning every casual remark into an examination of its assumptions. Abhik became Socratizered and questioned why the bouncer was enforcing the door. Socreded adj. Still drunk, and proposing an elaborate remedy whose financial consequences remain unexplored. Idal was Socreded and promised to solve the pub’s finances with a handwritten scheme. Sod's Lawed adj. Too drunk to make a decision without immediately selecting the outcome most likely to complicate it. Infantboy was Sod's Lawed and chose the one taxi with a flat tyre. Sodom and Gomorrahed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a minor indiscretion into a complete civic collapse. Elsworth got Sodom and Gomorrahed and declared the lost coat a matter for municipal inquiry. Sodom appled adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably contain, and treating the resulting emptiness as a surprise. Mickenzi became Sodom appled and confidently bit into a decorative fruit. Sodomed (/ˈsɒ.dəmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every poor decision as an invitation to improve the atmosphere. Semantha became Sodomed and proposed dancing on the table as a practical solution. Sodomited (/ˈsɒ.də.maɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a reckless suggestion for an established local custom. Ravon became Sodomited and invited strangers to join an argument about the jukebox. Soed adj. Drunk to a degree that the simplest syllable seems sufficient for the entire morning. Jini woke Soed and answered every question with one solemn, unelaborated sound. Soemmerring's gazelled adj. You are drunk and making elegant evasions around the consequences of your last decision. Shandee was Soemmerring's gazelled, circling the question of who had ordered the final round. Sofeed adj. Of a drinker: mystically certain that the pub's simplest arrangements conceal a higher purpose. Ransom became Sofeed and explained the bar queue as a test of spiritual patience. Soffied adj. Reduced by drink to a minor court official with considerable confidence and no portfolio. Juletta was Soffied and appointed herself keeper of the cloakroom. Sofianed adj. Of a drinker: confidently convinced that every unfamiliar street leads back to the same square. Ellyce became Sofianed and directed the group through a car park with great authority.
Sofied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken private conviction for an explanation everyone else requested. Ava-sophia got Sofied and offered the taxi driver a lengthy account of destiny.
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