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sparsinged adj. Softened by drink into a scattered collection of intentions, none immediately actionable. Laron was sparsinged, his plans for departure dispersed across several coat pockets. sparsistencied adj. Sharpened by drink into a conviction that only the remaining facts matter, chiefly the need for chips. sparsitied adj. Loosened by drink into a handful of widely spaced certainties, with supper among them. Charlie-john sparsitied after supper, retaining only a few widely spaced certainties. sparsomycinned adj. Emboldened by drink to inhibit every conversation's synthesis, while contributing freely to it. sparstoloninned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where inflammation is treated as a matter for tomorrow. sparstoned adj. Drunk and reduced to a rigid support for somebody else's coat. Xian was sparstoned, standing rigidly while somebody hung a coat on them. spartaeined adj. Drunk to the point where every minor obstacle is approached with a sudden sideways leap. spartanismed adj. You have drunk enough to insist on austerity while making everyone else carry your coat, glass and argument. spartannessed adj. You are drunk and treating every offered comfort as a personal failure, to the company’s inconvenience. Mareck was spartannessed and made Kirsta return the cushions he had just been given. sparteined adj. Of a drinker: quietly toxic to the conversation, with every nearby person developing a reason to leave. Adriyanna grew sparteined beside Banna, who relocated to the kitchen without explanation. sparteried adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a rough, fibrous exterior and made the sofa responsible for him. Shatera became sparteried before supper, leaving Darcey-lee to remove his shoes. sparthed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned every minor disagreement into a medieval engagement. sparticled adj. A drinker who behaves like the troublesome counterpart of every reasonable person in the room. Khareem went sparticled and argued with Miking’s sensible suggestion until the taxi arrived. spartinaed adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation grows around him, while nobody can persuade him to move. spartioidined adj. The state of being drunk and chemically obscure enough that one’s companions stop attempting an explanation. Ashiana was spartioidined by eleven, leaving Jaxson-james to provide the ordinary account. sparvered (/ˈspɑːvəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has placed a protective canopy over himself and withdrawn beneath it.