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spatangoided adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you broadside through the room, with little regard for symmetry. Corneisha was spatangoided and proceeded sideways towards the lavatory. spatchcocked (/ˈspæt͡ʃkɒkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of lying open and flat wherever the evening put you. Sabeena was spatchcocked across the sofa, retaining one shoe and no further plans. spatchcockinged (/ˈspæt͡ʃkɒkɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having spread yourself out before the cooking is complete. spatchelered adj. Too drunk to turn, lift, or stir anything without first extending the handle considerably. Nio was spatchelered, reaching across the breakfast table to retrieve toast from directly in front of him. spated (/speɪtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and rising suddenly wherever the evening has found a channel. spatfalled adj. Drunk by the third round, and arriving in small pale numbers along the edge of proceedings. spathaed adj. Still drunk, and carrying yourself at unnecessary length through the narrow parts of the room. Leverna was spathaed and required both hands to negotiate the corridor. spathed (/speɪðd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and enveloping the remaining conversation without contributing much to it. spathic ironned adj. Too drunk to resist settling heavily, rust-coloured and entirely without further movement. spathillaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide a smaller, secondary shelter for anyone else avoiding the conversation. Yiannis was spathillaed, offering Dudley a modest refuge beside the coats. spathiphyllumed adj. Emboldened by drink to keep upright through a careful series of broad, leaf-like gestures. Christapher, spathiphyllumed, steadied himself with both arms while crossing the hallway. spathroomed adj. Slowed by drink to move through the lavatory as though every surface were intended for contemplation. spathulenoled adj. Drunk and applying a fragrant, woodland calm to speech that has lost its sharper edges. spatia zonulariaed adj. Drunk to the point where the spaces between things seem filled, particularly the gaps between stair treads. spatial componented adj. Drunk enough to have separated movement into three directions, none of them reliably forward. Nyree became spatial componented and attempted the corridor in equal parts sideways and backwards. spatial computered adj. Drunk past the point of treating furniture, doorways and other bodies as optional extensions of the room. Macenzie went spatial computered and reached for a doorway that was several feet away.