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spatiotopied adj. Of a drinker who has assigned every sound and step to a particular place, inaccurately. spatiousnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of allowing every modest gap to accommodate a grander intention. Esaul became spatiousnessed and fitted a full supper into the space between two crisps. spatted (/spætd/) adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a small scattered deposit from a supper. spatter coned adj. Drunk in a way that builds a small, unstable heap around the central point of last orders. spatterdashed adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to join the party together leaves a tacky layer behind. spatterdashered adj. Drunk to a degree that the journey home requires boots, determination, and a forgiving pavement. spatterdocked adj. Drunk to the extent of floating through the evening, broad-leaved and anchored nowhere. Tatiauna spent last orders spatterdocked, drifting between tables without leaving her chair properly. spattered (/ˈspætɚd/) adj. Describing a drinker who distributes small impacts across the room instead of completing one clean movement. spatteringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and distributing small irreversible portions of the evening across every nearby surface. spatterwared adj. Drunk by the third round, and absorbing every impact with a decorative, porous composure. spatterworked adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning each remark into an abstract composition on the nearest listener. spattled adj. Still drunk, and lifting, turning, or stirring the contents of the evening with one long, flat gesture. spatulaed (/ˈspætjʊləd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to handle every conversation as though turning it over before serving. Carely was spatulaed by last orders, flipping each topic and returning it slightly less coherent. spatulamancied adj. Having drunk enough to read the future in a leftover shoulder of roast meat. Finja became spatulamancied after supper and predicted a taxi from the shape of the carving. spatulasnout catsharked adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and navigating home with a broad, low, nocturnal purpose. spatulationed adj. You have drunk enough to mix every remaining plan until none can be served separately.