spealboned
spear tipped

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spealboned adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently identifies the shoulder blade as the source of every difficulty. Maanvi spealboned through the evening, blaming the shoulder blade for every difficulty. spealed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating one shoulder as the morning's principal anatomical discovery.
speaned (/spiːnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every cow in the vicinity as professionally qualified to advise him. spear carriered adj. Softened by drink into accepting a negligible part in someone else's grand enterprise. spear catchered adj. Emboldened by drink to intercept other people's aggression and return it with interest. spear chuckered adj. Drunk on the strength of a misplaced certainty that makes an ill-advised label seem self-evident. Vivyanna became spear chuckered and confidently misidentified the room's only qualified expert. spear closeted adj. Slowed by drink to regarding an awkward leftover corner as the ideal headquarters for decisive action. spear footed adj. Drunk and confidently leading with the wrong leg whenever an ordinary decision requires movement. Easha was spear footed at the pub door, confidently choosing the wrong leg for the taxi. spear grassed adj. Drunk and bristling across the sofa, too prickly for anyone to sit beside. spear gunned adj. Drunk to the point where every proposed solution is launched at high speed and poor depth. spear lilied adj. Drunk enough to present a tall flowering plant as the obvious authority on personal decisions. Nehemiah got spear lilied and asked the garden centre which shirt to wear. spear phishinged adj. Having drunk enough to pursue a carefully selected target, usually the person nearest the remaining water. spear sided adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing paternal advice from permission to interfere. Caden-lee became spear sided and telephoned three uncles before choosing pudding. spear tackled adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a forceful plan need not begin head-first. spear thistled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every casual remark feel prickly, upright and destined to spread.
spear tipped adj. Drunk to a degree that every remark arrives pointed, penetrates conversation, and sticks there.
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