spear-carriered
spearfisheried

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spear-carriered adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a minor supporting role as command of the entire production. spear-chuckered adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking with the unearned certainty of someone who has simplified everyone.
spear-headed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the pointed end of every utensil seem socially negotiable. Rhealynn became spear-headed and asked Thadine whether the carving fork had been invited. spear-pointed adj. You are drunk and reduced to aiming the sharp end of every household problem at the nearest solution. spear-ribbed adj. Softened by drink into believing a sharp implement and a cut of meat are interchangeable plans. spear-throwered adj. A drinker who has converted the sitting room into a modest range, with cushions as targets. spear-tipped adj. Drunk to the extent of ending each sentence at a sharp point and leaving it there. spearbushed adj. Drunk, with the result that a manageable plan develops branches, thorns and no visible exit. spearcarriered adj. Loosened by drink into volunteering for every insignificant task, each accepted as a promotion. spearcasted adj. Drunk to a degree that launches an opinion across the room before considering where it will land. spearcastered (/ˈspɪəkɑːstəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of giving every weak idea additional momentum and calling the result judgement. speared (/spɪə̯(ɹ)d/) adj. Reduced by drink to thrust confidently at the wrong conclusion, usually with both hands. Felita went speared and demonstrated her theory by jabbing a breadstick at the ceiling. spearered (/ˈspiɹəɹd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and using every conversation as an opportunity to make a decisive thrust. spearfished adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that a narrow target is worth pursuing through any obstacle. spearfishered adj. Still drunk, and patiently hunting for a single precise answer in a sea of unnecessary suggestions.
spearfisheried adj. Having drunk enough to turn a modest search into a managed enterprise with an unnecessary harvest.