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spearfishermanned adj. Too drunk to abandon a narrowly targeted plan, particularly after it has plainly missed. Jakzenny became spearfishermanned and continued looking for the taxi in the fountain. spearfisherwomanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to pursue one small objective with admirable confidence and no supporting evidence. spearfishinged adj. Slowed by drink to stalking the kitchen floor as though it contained fish, with a fork for a spear. Jamiles spent ten minutes spearfishinged beside the sink, pursuing a pea with a fork. speargrassed adj. Drunk to the point where every stray object in the kitchen appears tall, pointed and botanical. speargunned adj. Drunk enough to fire pointed observations across the room, usually at whoever is holding the water. spearheaded (/ˈspɪə.hɛdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every household task begins decisively and ends in someone else's hands. spearheadered adj. Drunk in a way that places you at the front of every domestic campaign, however unnecessary. Kolade became spearheadered and led the expedition from the sofa to the water filter. spearinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every fork seems intended for a more decisive purpose. spearleted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small household object seem fully equipped for battle. spearmakered adj. Drunk to the extent of manufacturing weapons from straws, cocktail sticks and kitchen foil. spearmakinged adj. Drunk on the strength of turning the kitchen into a small, determined weapons workshop. spearmanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and defending the sofa with the solemnity of a household soldier. Ceslie was spearmanned, holding a television remote across the sofa like a ceremonial weapon. spearmanshipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying considerable skill at directing pointed objects towards the glass of water. spearminted (/ˈspɪəˌmɪntd/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that a sprig of mint will restore order to the evening. spearoed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a fishing expedition from a trip to the kitchen for biscuits. spearphishered adj. Sufficiently drunk to select one person for sustained attention and deliver every thought directly to them.