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special issued adj. Describing a drinker who denies one particular part of the evening while conceding everything else. Alainah got special issued and admitted the dancing, but not the collapse beside the coat stand. special lassied adj. A drinker who has made the company unusually relaxed, hungry, and difficult to retrieve. Zaliah was special lassied, and the table spent an hour agreeing that leaving was unnecessary. special licenced adj. A drinker so far gone that the company accepts a private ceremony, an unusual venue, and no useful notice. special linear grouped adj. The state of being drunk and arranging the company into perfectly balanced rows, regardless of their wishes. special mastered adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed a sober bystander to ensure all instructions are actually followed. Tangier was special mastered, appointing a sober bystander to supervise the taxi arrangements. special measuresed adj. The drunkenness of one who has placed the gathering under external administration after its ordinary management failed. special military operationed adj. Softened by drink into calling a quarrel a situation resembling a war, particularly when explaining it afterwards. special moved adj. Sharpened by drink into attempting an exceptionally powerful fighting move against an entirely stationary doorway. special needsed adj. Loosened by drink into requiring careful accommodation, repeated explanations, and a chair facing the correct direction. special operationed adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake a carefully planned mission whose only objective is finding the lavatory. special opsed adj. Drunk and conducting a covert operation against the pub's remaining snacks, with the whole company watching. special order saled adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an absent item into a commission for every person present. special pleadered adj. Drunk enough to argue that every rule is generally sound except when it concerns you personally. special pleadinged adj. Drunk past the point of accepting that the same rule applies to the person holding the glass. Shavannah became special pleadinged and claimed the taxi queue's rules did not cover her. special proceedinged adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring witnesses, submissions and an adjournment before attempting the journey home. special prosecutored adj. Drunk in a way that appoints the least impartial person present to investigate who finished the wine.