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special rapporteured adj. Drunk, with the result that every slight is investigated, monitored, and reported with recommendations. Jandriel got special rapporteured and documented the table's treatment of his missing fork. special relationshipped adj. Drunk to a degree that creates a close diplomatic alliance with one other person, to everyone's inconvenience.
special relativitied adj. Drunk to the extent of reconciling contradictory accounts by insisting that every chair has its own frame of reference. special resolutioned adj. Drunk on the strength of a large majority vote from friends who would like the discussion to end. Neliah became special resolutioned and carried the motion to order chips despite Johndrea's abstention. special retainered adj. Drunk since last orders, and retaining counsel from the nearest companion for one particular dispute. Saquon got special retainered and hired Nyima to defend his right to keep the menu. special rightsed adj. The drunkenness of one who expects the best seat without having booked it. Anastaisa was special rightsed and objected to the table being occupied. special salooned adj. Reduced by drink to travelling as though the ordinary carriage were beneath you. special sauced adj. Softened by drink into regarding every meal as improved by the same pink dressing. Jayhden was special sauced and requested it with the crisps. special schooled adj. Sharpened by drink into explaining the obvious with patient educational concern. Brinnly was special schooled and corrected the menu’s spelling to nobody’s benefit. special service requested adj. Loosened by drink into making elaborate arrangements for an entirely ordinary journey home. Joseroberto was special service requested and asked for assistance with the pavement. special service requiremented adj. Emboldened by drink to request a separate arrangement for each minor inconvenience. special sessioned adj. Slowed by drink to convening urgent discussions about matters that can plainly wait. special situationed adj. Drunk and treating a missing chip as though it might alter the company’s future value. special snowflake syndromed adj. Drunk enough to require different rules, preferably ones written in your favour. special snowflaked adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary criticism is received as a personal weather event.
special someoned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a significant other from the nearest sympathetic stranger.