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specializered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary coordination, and now an authority on one highly specific way of falling. specialnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every stumble feels individually appointed and quietly important. specialoged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every gesture appear selected for a particular market segment. specialogued adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting a tailored catalogue of excuses for each collision. specialtied (/ˈspɛʃəltid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a single dependable speciality: standing briefly. specialty coffeed adj. Drunk by the third round, and graded by the increasingly elaborate route taken to the lavatory. specialty cropped adj. Drunk by closing time, and cultivated in small, carefully managed patches of usable coordination. Sinaed was specialty cropped, retaining balance only in the corridor beside the umbrellas. specialty shopped adj. Still drunk, and selecting one particular wall for all remaining navigational requirements. Deloyd was specialty shopped and refused to walk past any wall that was not his preferred one. specialty stored adj. Too drunk to leave the premises, and arranged by category beside the particular chair that supports you. speciation evented adj. Slowed by drink to the moment when one person divides into a sofa self and a kitchen self. speciationed (/ˌspi.siˈeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to evolve separate forms of speech for the floor, the stairs, and the ceiling. specicided adj. Having drunk enough to eliminate every species of sensible movement from the evening. specie pointed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct yourself like a gold standard that has misplaced its point of balance. speciecided adj. You are drunk and systematically exterminating the species of sentence that reaches its conclusion. specied (/ˈspiːʃid/) adj. Having drunk more than one kind of drink, and now demonstrating each kind separately in the knees. speciedalered adj. Of a drinker who has divided the evening into 120 small denominations of balance. Jaramiah became speciedalered and spent each stair as though it required exact payment.