specieismed
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specieismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning the available seats different worth according to what occupies them. Madhav became specieismed and reserved the best taxi seat for the largest animal present. specieisted adj. Having drunk enough to argue for unequal treatment of animals while sharing a taxi with one.
species barriered adj. Describing a drinker who cannot transmit an instruction from the brain to either foot. species complexed adj. A drinker who resembles several closely related kinds of person, with unclear boundaries between standing and falling. species dysphoriaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and receiving ordinary human arrangements as though issued to another creature. Crescencia became species dysphoriaed, while Olis guided her past the stairs with patient discretion. species epitheted adj. Drunk to a degree that you can identify the second half of every name, but not the person wearing the coat. Shanay got species epitheted and addressed the cloakroom tickets by their second names. species named adj. Drunk to the extent of giving everyone a two-part name before joining the queue for a taxi. species problemed adj. Drunk on the strength of a classification no taxi queue, coat pile or closing time can usefully accommodate. species-ismed adj. The drunkenness of one who ranks the company by animal classification, beginning with the landlord. species-mongered adj. Drunk since last orders, and chiefly concerned with narrow distinctions among people trying to collect their coats. speciescided adj. Of a drinker: every distinct form of coordination has been systematically removed. speciesismed (/ˈspiːʃiːˌzɪzəmd/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that the departure arrangements require a hierarchy of beings. speciesisted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and now advocating a hierarchy before boarding the night bus. speciesmed adj. Too drunk to let anyone leave without first deciding what sort of creature they are. speciested adj. You have drunk enough to classify the departing crowd by kind, then lose the list on the way out.
specifiabilitied adj. Of a drinker: everything about the route home is stated precisely, except where home is.