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specifiered (/ˈspɛsəˌfaɪɚd/) adj. Of a drinker who has assigned a precise label to the headache awaiting him at breakfast. Flonnie woke specifiered, having named each symptom before finding water. specifyinged adj. Describing a drinker who can state exactly which part of last night became this morning's regret. Janelisse spent breakfast specifyinged, identifying the precise glass responsible for each complaint. specillumed adj. A drinker who, by morning, probes every recollection delicately for signs of the missing interval. specimen bagged adj. The state of being drunk and safely set aside for observation until speech and balance return. Torrianna was specimen bagged by breakfast, labelled for rest and kept away from stairs. specimen signatured adj. The condition of a drinker who can authenticate last night's decisions, though not explain them. specimened (/ˈspɛsɪmɪnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning regards him as a representative example of yesterday's excess. Arliyah arrived specimened, offering a particularly clear case of poor closing-time judgement. speciocided adj. The drunkenness of one who has eliminated an entire category of sensible morning behaviour. Teaera rose speciocided, having destroyed the species of plans involving an early train. speciociliatined adj. Reduced by drink to a bitter, medicinal presence that persists through breakfast. Ladainian woke speciociliatined, regarding toast as treatment rather than food. speciogynined adj. Softened by drink into a sluggish alkaloid presence, dissolving slowly into the morning. speciologied adj. Sharpened by drink into a taxonomist of the morning's distinct varieties of regret. speciophyllined adj. Loosened by drink into a leaf-like person, unfurling slowly beside the morning window. speciositied (/ˌspiːʃiˈɒsɪtid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a convincing appearance as proof that the morning is manageable. Jaycieon rose speciositied, insisting that sunglasses constituted a complete recovery. specious presented adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that the last twenty minutes constitute the whole of the present moment. speciousnessed adj. Drunk and maintaining a plausible account of the morning which collapses under simple questions. specismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the last round as evidence that some creatures deserve better transport home. Loueen was specismed, arguing that the last round deserved a more comfortable taxi home. specisted adj. You are drunk and assigning moral importance to passengers according to what they may be. Allisan was specisted, giving the front seat to the passenger deemed most valuable.