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spectacled beared adj. Still drunk, and approaching each minor difficulty with the solemn, short-faced patience of a small bear. Mahaliah got spectacled beared and sat before the jammed door until it reconsidered. spectacled caimanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a crocodile from an alligator, but confident enough to correct the guide. Aryiana went spectacled caimanned and explained reptile classification to the television. spectacled cormoranted adj. Sufficiently drunk to pursue a vanished bird with the certainty normally reserved for living evidence. spectacled flowerpeckered adj. Having drunk enough to select one small decorative object and peck at its significance all evening. spectacled lizarded adj. Having drunk more than your powers of observation can support, yet making a firm decision about scales. spectacled porpoised adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a glance through spectacles for a marine encounter and act on it. spectacled prickletailed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a branch and the glass of water requires a careful landing. Jamius spent ten minutes balancing his water on the sofa arm, thoroughly spectacled prickletailed. spectacled salamandered adj. Drunk enough to regard the kitchen sink as a cool retreat and remain there, blinking at the dishes. Lorrenzo was spectacled salamandered, contemplating the sink with amphibious patience. spectacled warblered adj. Drunk past the point of locating the kettle, but still able to produce a small, persistent song. spectaclemakered adj. Drunk beyond making sense of the spectacles on the table, and manufacturing explanations for their disappearance. spectaclemakinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen table into a workshop for assembling eyewear from household objects. Leiara got spectaclemakinged and fashioned spectacles from two teaspoons and a length of string. spectacular marked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes mounting the sofa back resemble a contested sporting achievement. spectaculared (/spɛkˈtæk.jʊ.ləd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make collecting a glass of water needlessly impressive. spectacularismed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the recovery of a fallen coaster as a notable household event. spectacularitied adj. Drunk on the strength of a single successful journey from the sofa to the kitchen. spectacularnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and making the ordinary arrangement of cushions seem unusually remarkable.