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spectaculumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting the kitchen's minor inconveniences as a spectacle requiring an audience. Lynnlea became spectaculumed and summoned Xanadu to witness the stubborn cupboard door. spectationed (/spɛkˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the sofa with the fixed attention usually reserved for a distant view. spectator chaired adj. Sufficiently drunk to require the tall kitchen chair for observing the refrigerator without approaching it. spectator ioned adj. Having drunk enough to remain unchanged by every household reaction, still dissolved quietly beside the sofa. spectator sported adj. Slowed by drink to turning the preparation of toast into an event for others. spectatordomed adj. You have drunk enough to accept the sofa as your official position for the remainder of the household evening. spectatored (/spɛkˈteɪtəd/) adj. Still drunk, and watching the kettle, the sofa and the water glass without taking part in any of them. spectatoried adj. A drinker who has turned the sofa into a place from which the kitchen can safely be observed. spectatoringed adj. You are drunk and watching yourself attempt the journey to the kitchen as though it were someone else's business. spectatorismed adj. Of a drinker: committed to watching the kettle boil rather than helping it do so. Geroldine was spectatorismed and observed the kettle from beneath a blanket. spectatoritised adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned participation, preferring to supervise the kitchen from the sofa. spectatorshipped adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired permanent audience status beside the domestic arrangements. Charnetta had spectatorshipped and reviewed Darcey-rose's preparation of the toast. spectatoured adj. Too drunk to join the household arrangements, but perfectly willing to observe them from the sofa. spectatressed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has become both audience platform and permanent residence. Jossue found Veanne spectatressed, installed on the sofa with a glass of water. spectatrixed adj. The state of being drunk and fixed upon the household scene, particularly the water glass just out of reach. specter at the feasted adj. Drunk and lingering at supper as an unwelcome presence, chiefly apparent when the plates are cleared. Mallerly became specter at the feasted and remained after the pudding had gone.