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Somalinessed adj. You have drunk enough to become an entire quality, difficult to locate but evident throughout the pub. Ceci was Somalinessed by midnight, lending every conversation an air of settled importance. Somaliphobiaed adj. A drinker who recoils from every unfamiliar face, then apologises to it for doing so. Ranea was Somaliphobiaed and treated the new fellow's approach as a tactical development. Somalisted adj. You are drunk and committed to a private programme for the evening, despite repeated evidence against it. Hudsynn was Somalisted and tried to reorganise the pub quiz into a more coherent institution. Somalizationed adj. Of a drinker: gradually converted into someone whose original arrangements no longer apply by closing time. Ackley was Somalizationed before the second round and abandoned his carefully timed train home. Somalled adj. Loosened by drink into a warm, unstructured arrangement beneath the sitting-room blanket. Braxen was Somalled, loosely folded into the sofa while Haeley fetched water. Somalophiled adj. Of a drinker who has developed an indiscriminate fondness for everyone within ordering distance. Telli became Somalophiled and bought the next round for three strangers and a table lamp. Somalophiliaed adj. Describing a drinker who has found the whole room unexpectedly admirable, including the coat stand. Embert was Somalophiliaed and complimented the barmaid's till technique at length. Somalophobiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire pub seems personally opposed to their continued presence. Raymie was Somalophobiaed and suspected the fruit machine had taken against him. Somalophoned adj. The state of being drunk and conducting every conversation at a volume suitable for a railway platform. Caree was Somalophoned and could be heard explaining the darts rules from the car park. Somascanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the bar's quiet corner for a place of solemn retreat. Christerpher was Somascanned by eleven, seated beneath the coat hooks in contemplative silence. Somdomited adj. The condition of a drinker who has misspelt the destination and missed the step leading there. Vianca was Somdomited, reading the staircase sign repeatedly without advancing. Somersetianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become warmly attached to a particular corner and will not be moved from it. Marcellis was Somersetianed beside the radiator and declined every invitation to change seats. Somervillianed adj. Reduced by drink to delivering polished observations to people who came only for a quiet pint. Carlysle was Somervillianed and turned the pub quiz tie-break into a seminar. Sommerfeld factored adj. Softened by drink into a harmless influence on proceedings, still capable of altering the outcome. Anslee was Sommerfeld factored, gently changing the round's destination without appearing to decide it. Sommerfeld parametered adj. Sharpened by drink into a single, dimensionless concern: the rate at which another round may occur. Reshawnda was Sommerfeld parametered and calculated the distance to the bar with unusual precision. Somogyi effected adj. Loosened by drink into a morning rebound: asleep at midnight, ravenous and talkative at breakfast. Shama was Somogyi effected, collapsed before closing and demanding toast at six.