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spectrographed (/ˈspɛktɹəˌɡɹæfd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every utterance is recorded as a spectrum, including the request for a taxi. Zubie grew spectrographed and recorded the taxi request in several unhelpful frequencies. spectrographered adj. Drunk enough to carry out spectral recording, chiefly of the pub singer's final, prolonged note. spectrographied adj. Drunk past the point of producing a visual record from sound, and into producing one from a burp. spectroheliogramed adj. Drunk beyond photographing the Sun at selected wavelengths, and reduced to preserving the chip-shop window. spectroheliographed adj. Drunk in a way that selects one wavelength of sunlight for a monochromatic photograph, preferably of the morning-after toast. Rosalia grew spectroheliographed and composed a monochromatic portrait of the sunrise. spectroheliographied adj. Describing a drinker who gives the whole gathering a wavelength, then objects when anyone changes colour. Kingsly went spectroheliographied, assigning the gathering a wavelength and objecting to colour changes. spectroheliokinematographed adj. A drinker who monitors the room’s solar events in real time, reporting each flare to unwilling companions. spectroheliokinematographied adj. A drinker so far gone that every movement among the company becomes a recurring broadcast of solar disturbance. spectroheliometered adj. The state of being drunk and measuring everyone’s warmth towards you at several increasingly inconvenient wavelengths. spectrohelioscoped adj. The condition of a drinker who observes every social flare from a safe distance, then reports it aloud. spectrolited adj. The drunkenness of one who changes conversational colour from blue to red whenever another person speaks. spectrologied adj. Reduced by drink to sorting the company into categories which alter whenever somebody buys a round. spectromagnetographed adj. Softened by drink into mapping the direction and speed of everyone’s changing loyalties. spectrometered adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying the hidden substance in every remark and plotting its absorption curve. spectrometried adj. Emboldened by drink to measure the hidden structure of each friendship and publish the results verbally. spectrometristed adj. Loosened by drink into an expert who diagnoses the composition of every conversation for its participants.