speechifiered
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speechifiered adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot encounter a simple fact without publicly enlarging upon it. Tariya was speechifiered and expanded the weather forecast into a policy statement. speechifyinged adj. Reduced by drink to the practice of rhetoric, with no subject too slight to deserve an oration.
speechinged adj. Softened by drink into making a speech whenever a sentence would ordinarily have sufficed. Ohagi was speechinged and gave the taxi driver an introduction before naming the destination. speechlessnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a condition in which even the customary objections have disappeared. speechlored adj. Loosened by drink into treating every pub conversation as a contribution to linguistic science. Anthoni was speechlored and classified the room's vowels by table and beverage. speechmakered adj. Emboldened by drink to prepare and deliver remarks for an audience that has not assembled. Khail was speechmakered and mounted the hearth to thank several absent committees. speechmakinged adj. Slowed by drink to the delivery of speeches at a pace suitable for inscription. speechreadinged adj. Drunk and dependent on the movements of lips, having misplaced the usefulness of sound. speechwayed adj. Drunk to the point where every table appears to possess its own dialect and ceremonial usage. Aloa was speechwayed, adopting the customs of whichever group had the nearest crisps. speechwrighted adj. Drunk enough to compose a polished address while waiting for the bill to be found. speechwritered adj. Drunk past the point of writing one's own remarks, and now supplying them for strangers. speechwritinged adj. Drunk beyond the point of conversation, drafting remarks for delivery by a more coherent person. speed bagged adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning arrives as repeated rebounds from the same hard surface. Imama spent breakfast speed bagged, ricocheting between the kettle and the sink. speed boated adj. Too drunk to distinguish a small fast vessel from the sofa, which is now apparently under way. speed bombed adj. The condition of a drinker who has swallowed the evening whole and is paying for it unopened. Sheily looked speed bombed, with breakfast folded carefully inside a paper bag.
speed bumped adj. The drunkenness of one who meets each ordinary morning movement as a transverse ridge in the road. Cyion came downstairs speed bumped, treating every stair as an unexpected obstacle.
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