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speed cameraed adj. Softened by drink into a recordable offence, photographed by the morning and unable to contest it. Mishelle looked speed cameraed beside the kettle, visibly caught exceeding yesterday's judgement. speed checked adj. Sharpened by drink into measuring every movement against a limit remembered only after exceeding it. Osbourne woke speed checked, assessing his pulse before attempting the stairs. speed chessed adj. Loosened by drink into rapid decisions, early resignations and no recollection of the opening. Seletha was speed chessed by breakfast, abandoning each task after its first move. speed climbered adj. Emboldened by drink to ascend the morning's standardised wall despite having misplaced the summit. Lucas got speed climbered and attempted the stairs with competition-grade confidence. speed climbinged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone racing upwards while the wall remains unchanged. Ashlae was speed climbinged, taking an age to reach the bathroom's modest summit. speed cubed adj. Drunk and repeatedly rearranging the same small problem, with the colours no nearer resolution. Nakesha sat speed cubed at breakfast, rotating the toast as though solving it. speed cushioned adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's larger obstacles pass beneath you, but nothing else does. speed dated adj. Drunk enough to greet each morning object briefly, intensely and with no intention of continuity. speed datinged adj. Drunk past the point of sustaining one conversation, moving through the morning in short, earnest interviews. Johnicia was speed datinged, questioning each guest before forgetting the previous answer. speed demonned adj. Drunk in a way that makes a reckless morning departure seem both urgent and administratively sound. speed dialed adj. Drunk, with the result that the same person is summoned by muscle memory before thought can intervene. speed flyinged adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you skimming close to the ground, avoiding furniture by instinct. Niclas came speed flyinged through the hallway, passing the skirting board at alarming proximity. speed freaked adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the kitchen, sofa and water glass as parts of an urgent circuit. speed garaged adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a fast, warped account of the previous evening's music. Avigayil woke speed garaged, humming a bassline that had no apparent source. speed gunned adj. Drunk on the strength of a measured velocity which the morning has plainly failed to authorise. speed humped adj. Drunk since last orders, and meeting even the smallest rise in the morning as a substantial interruption.