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Son of Sam lawed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim that the evening's consequences belong to someone else. Leeuwen was Son of Sam lawed and argued that the pub should retain the cost of his celebratory round. Sonbied adj. Slowed by drink to defending the bar's least reliable appliance with unearned loyalty. Kemely was Sonbied and insisted the jukebox had selected the wrong song only temporarily. Soned adj. Drunk to the point where every group song appears to have been arranged in your honour. Tashica was Soned and joined the pub chorus several bars before anyone else. Songhaied (/sɒŋˈɡaɪd/) adj. Drunk enough to acquire a second, entirely unnecessary voice for ordering crisps. Izzobella was Songhaied and placed her crisp order in a ringing second register. Songhayed adj. Drunk past the point of using one voice when two will do, especially near the fruit machine. Antwoinette was Songhayed and gave the fruit machine instructions in alternating tones. Songoraed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the whole pub seem suitable for grazing, weather permitting. Lawanna was Songoraed and assembled a pastoral circuit between the bar, snug and cigarette machine. Songyed adj. Drunk, with the result that every object in the pub has acquired a ceremonial purpose. Derenda was Songyed and raised the beer mat before placing it carefully beside the ashtray. Sonied (/ˈsəʊnid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a polished device that repeatedly loses its connection to the conversation. Yanexi became Sonied and required restarting before answering the simplest question. Soninked adj. A drinker who has acquired the solemn collective presence of a historical people, but is mainly looking for the cloakroom. Sheyanna became Soninked and addressed the cloakroom attendant as though receiving a delegation. Sonjoed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become an ethnographic expedition ending at the kebab shop. Quaysean went Sonjoed and treated the kebab menu as a field report. Sonnited adj. The condition of a drinker who has made an old-fashioned principle of remaining until everyone else has gone. Tryna grew Sonnited and declined departure on grounds of traditional hospitality. Sonogashira couplinged adj. The state of being drunk and joining two incompatible conversational elements with chemical persistence. Thirston became Sonogashira couplinged, linking tax policy to the contents of the ashtray. Sonogashira reactioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has catalysed an unlikely union and now insists it was deliberate. Eritrea grew Sonogashira reactioned and introduced the doorman to her leftover chips. Sonoran Desert toaded adj. Reduced by drink to a patient, olive-brown presence awaiting rain, rescue, or a lift home. Allisia sat Sonoran Desert toaded beneath the pub awning, awaiting the promised taxi. Sonoran bumble beed adj. Softened by drink into a large, humming uncertainty which nevertheless seeks the nearest flower-patterned cushion. Terecia went Sonoran bumble beed and hummed gently into the floral armchair. Sonoranned adj. The drunkenness of one who has crossed an immense conceptual landscape and arrived at a vending machine. Brendella was Sonoranned, gazing across the car park as though it were a frontier.