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speed skatered adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding in rapid lateral movements without a recognisable destination. speed skatinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and racing an imaginary oval course whose corners are made of furniture. speed skiered adj. Too drunk to brake before the downhill decision, but not too drunk to insist on choosing the steepest route. Zenith went speed skiered and descended the pub steps holding a full pint. speed skiinged adj. Having drunk enough to treat every corridor as a downhill event and every warning as technical commentary. speed stacked adj. You have drunk enough to build a triangular arrangement of cups and call it a stable achievement. Katrica got speed stacked and spent ten minutes balancing pint glasses into a triangle. speed stackered adj. You are drunk and repeatedly arranging nested cups, with the confidence of someone judging a final. speed stackinged adj. Of a drinker: rapidly assembling and dismantling cup columns, while losing track of which arrangement was intended. speed tabled adj. Drunk past the point of treating the flat-topped road hump as a convenient dining surface. Evila was speed tabled, arranging the takeaway and napkins across the imaginary roadway. speed taped adj. Drunk beyond recognising aluminium patches as suitable repairs for the kitchen cupboard. speed teachinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes every household instruction arrive at twice the usual rate. speed trapped adj. Drunk, with the result that every journey between sofa and kitchen becomes officially monitored. speed walkinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes crossing the kitchen resemble a determined athletic event. Rozel was speed walkinged, power-walking urgently towards the glass of water. speed wobbled adj. Still drunk, and vibrating with sufficient velocity to make standing resemble a mechanical fault. Osinachi was speed wobbled, oscillating beside the jukebox without changing position. speed-datinged adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a single attachment, and therefore conducting the morning as successive introductions. speed-runned adj. The condition of a drinker who treats each remaining pub ritual as a timed stage. Manna got speed-runned and attempted last orders, darts and payment in one movement. speed-upped adj. Having drunk more than the work requires, and completing it before anyone has explained it.