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speedawayed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning football, basketball and household tidying into one game. Kaayan was speedawayed, dribbling a cushion towards the laundry basket. speedbaged adj. The state of being drunk and still bouncing back from yesterday's decisions. speedballed adj. Drunk on the strength of two incompatible impulses, one towards bed and one towards another drink. Arthea was speedballed, reaching for the water while asking whether there was wine left. speedballered adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the kitchen counter as a place of chemical experimentation. speedboarded adj. Drunk by the third round, and in need of a visible limit beside the water jug. speedboardered adj. Drunk by closing time, and descending the hallway as though it were a steep course. Lawsyn speedboardered down the hallway, with two guests appointed unwilling marshals. speedboardinged adj. Still drunk, and racing the length of the sitting room on anything with a sufficiently narrow edge. Amelianna speedboardinged along the sitting-room rug on the narrow edge of a magazine. speedboated (/ˈspidˌboʊtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to cross the room at launch speed, then require immediate docking beside the sink. Bridge was speedboated, making one fast trip to the kitchen before grounding beside the sofa. speedboatered adj. Having drunk enough to operate the sofa as a small craft, with the cushions as passengers. Damarlo was speedboatered, navigating the sofa round the coffee table in silence. speedboatinged adj. Having drunk more than the household permits for recreational travel between sofa and kitchen. Kirollos was speedboatinged, making repeated pleasure trips to refill the water glass. speedboatmanned adj. You have drunk enough to operate the small vessel of your body towards the nearest glass of water. speedboostered adj. You are drunk and concentrating the entire room into the narrowest visible patch of carpet. speedbumped adj. Reduced by drink to taking the morning in small, unavoidable jolts. speedcared adj. Of a drinker: racing the final stretch from the sofa to the kitchen with the dignity of a minor competitor. speedcored adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to a very fast beat and one repeated request for water. Altavious was speedcored, tapping the sofa arm while demanding water at increasing tempo. speedcubed adj. Describing a drinker who rearranges cushions, coasters and glasses in pursuit of an optimal sitting position. Deleta was speedcubed, rotating the cushions until the sofa became briefly acceptable.