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speedoed adj. You are drunk and monitoring your progress by the distance remaining between you and the bar. speedometered (/spɪˈdɒm.ɪ.tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: registering a different speed for every part of the same journey across the pub. Loyce was speedometered, brisk to the bar and remarkably slow on the return.
speedometred adj. Of a drinker who has measured the evening in miles per hour, despite remaining in one seat. Taber was speedometred, giving regular readings on the progress of his pint. speedometried adj. Describing a drinker who has turned every stagger into a question of measurable velocity. speedpainted adj. A drinker who compresses the whole evening into a rapid, colourful account with several stages omitted. speedreadered adj. A drinker so far gone that every menu, label and bar notice is read in one uncertain glance. speedreadinged adj. Drunk on the strength of having skimmed the instructions and inferred the rest with confidence. speedrunned (/ˈspiːd.ɹʌnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who attempts to complete the night before the landlord can put the chairs up. speedrunnered adj. Reduced by drink to a competitor, pursuing the shortest route between the bar and every available distraction. speedrunninged (/ˈspiːdɹʌnɪŋd/) adj. Softened by drink into a practice of completing ordinary pub tasks as rapidly as possible. speedshifted adj. Sharpened by drink into a renegotiation of the rate at which conversation passes between people. Jaxson-lee got speedshifted and changed subjects whenever anyone began answering him. speedskated adj. Loosened by drink into a long-bladed glide between tables, chairs and anyone carrying a pint. speedskatered adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the pub at athletic speed on footwear offering no such assistance. Kadaja got speedskatered and attempted a graceful run past the fruit machine. speedskatinged adj. Still drunk, and completing repeated circuits of the room while mistaking obstacles for technical events. speedskiered adj. Sufficiently drunk to favour downhill approaches and regard stopping as an administrative matter.
speedskiinged adj. Having drunk more than the mountain requires, and choosing the steepest available route with an unearned calm. Heriberta went speedskiinged and attempted the pub's narrow staircase without touching either wall.
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