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speedsolvinged adj. Slowed by drink to the point where arranging four matching objects becomes an evening’s undertaking. Arturs got speedsolvinged and spent ten minutes aligning beer mats by colour. speedstered adj. Drunk and noted for being very fast at reaching the bar, though less so at returning. speedupped adj. You have drunk enough to decrease the time required for any task, including regretting it. speedwalked adj. You are drunk and advancing along the floor as though conveyed, despite using your own legs. speedwalkinged adj. Of a drinker: proceeding at competitive pace while maintaining, with solemnity, one foot on the ground. speedwayed (/ˈspiːdweɪd/) adj. Of a drinker who has converted the pub into a flat oval track and abandoned both brakes and gears. speedwelled (/ˈspiːdˌwɛld/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become botanical, upright, and chiefly concerned with the verge outside. speedworked adj. A drinker who has mistaken rapid exertion for a suitable answer to having had several pints. Carryl was speedworked, sprinting across the pub car park as an answer to several pints. speedy deletioned adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation is removed immediately, without discussion or appeal. Laquista was speedy deletioned and erased three perfectly good anecdotes before reaching their endings. speelled adj. The state of being drunk and delivering a story of considerable length, chiefly to one captive listener. speeringed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made an enquiry and continued making it after receiving the answer. speerited adj. Drunk on the strength of an inner presence which has taken over the conversation and will not yield it. Wrenly was speerited, allowing an inner presence to monopolise the sofa. spegatrined adj. Reduced by drink to an adrenergic receptor antagonist, and consequently unresponsive to the suggestion of another round. Lamour became spegatrined and regarded the prospect of dancing with pharmacological restraint. speighted (/speɪtd/) adj. Softened by drink into a woodpecker, with the solemn intention of improving the nearest wooden surface. speiringed adj. The drunkenness of one who conducts a formal enquiry into the whereabouts of their own coat. Thabiti was speiringed, making repeated enquiries about a coat he was already wearing. speirochored adj. Loosened by drink into a plant carrier, dispersing seeds unintentionally wherever the evening takes them.