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spermatozoided (/spɜː(ɹ)ˈmætəˌzəʊ.ɪdd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and still propelled by a tiny, ciliated determination to reach the sofa. spermatozooided adj. Still drunk, and crossing the room under its own small, persistent power. spermatozooned (/ˌspɜːmətə(ʊ)ˈzəʊɒnd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the glass of water from the object it is intended to refresh. spermaturiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the bathroom as an extension of the kitchen and plan accordingly. spermed (/spɜːmd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who advances towards every available opening with misplaced confidence. Marhonda went spermed and attempted to enter the cupboard during dinner. spermheaded adj. Having drunk enough to lead with the head and leave the rest of the person negotiating behind. spermiationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can retain, and releasing its remaining intentions one by one. Snyder was spermiationed, releasing his remaining intentions beside the kebab shop. spermicidaled adj. You have drunk enough to treat every proposed continuation of the evening as something to be stopped. spermicided (/ˈspɜː(ɹ)mɪsaɪdd/) adj. You are drunk and eliminating all remaining plans, including the one involving a second glass. spermidined (/ˈspɝ.mə.dind/) adj. Of a drinker: metabolically occupied, and making a small but serious contribution to the kitchen table. Tyleyah was spermidined, surrounded by water, crackers and the remains of a sensible supper. spermidiumed adj. Of a drinker who has become a single small, dry object beside the glass of water. Raylei was spermidiumed, curled on the sofa beside a glass and one untouched biscuit. spermiducted adj. Describing a drinker who conveys the evening's last fluid requirement towards the appropriate room. spermiesed adj. A drinker who has scattered small remnants of the evening across the sofa and kitchen. sperminatored adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has been mistaken for a suitable destination and the water for an audience. Pedrito was sperminatored, explaining his intentions to the glass of water before sitting down. spermined adj. The state of being drunk and chemically committed to the evening's slow domestic processing. Jali was spermined, lying on the sofa while the kitchen light remained unnecessarily on. sperminned adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the remaining evening into quiet internal maintenance. Ahsia remained sperminned in the corner, apparently conducting quiet internal maintenance after last orders.