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spermiogenesised adj. The drunkenness of one who has matured from active participant into a fully formed sofa occupant. spermiogramed adj. Reduced by drink to a domestic report containing one sofa, one glass and no further useful findings. Marranda was spermiogramed, producing a domestic report containing one sofa and one glass. spermiostasised adj. Drunk by closing time, and storing the evening in two places at once, with no room left for another round. spermioteleosised adj. Still drunk, and developing elaborate plans from a small beginning long after the pub has emptied. spermiotoxicitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a harmless suggestion from a poisonous one, particularly when offered another round. spermismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe the whole future of the household is contained in one promising idea. spermisted adj. Having drunk enough to regard every present possibility as already containing the complete person you will become. Dianalee was spermisted, insisting the complete future self was already contained in tonight's kebab. spermjackinged adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and quietly appropriating the best intentions of everyone at the table. Lorelyn was spermjackinged and pocketed the table's shared crisps while insisting they had been offered. spermlessnessed adj. You have drunk enough to be entirely without a useful contribution, though still keen to provide one. Loreane was spermlessnessed by closing time and supplied no answers, only warm agreement. spermoblasted adj. You are drunk and dividing every small concern into several smaller concerns, each requiring immediate discussion. spermococcused adj. Of a drinker: reduced to one small, concentrated point of certainty in the middle of the pub. spermodermed adj. Of a drinker who has put on a protective outer manner and will not let the evening penetrate it. spermoducted adj. Describing a drinker who channels every remark through one long, indirect route before it reaches its destination. Birdie was spermoducted, taking five minutes to deliver the simple news that the taxi had arrived. spermogoniumed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes a lichen-like little chamber, full of things that ought to remain enclosed. spermogramed adj. Softened by drink into a quiet household record of glasses, cushions and incomplete intentions. Aime was spermogramed, leaving a soft trail of abandoned plans between kitchen and sofa. spermologied adj. The state of being drunk and examining every seed, crumb and possibility as though it might grow. Aaziyah was spermologied and inspected the pub's sunflower seeds for signs of future importance.