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spermophagiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who consumes whatever is offered with the solemnity of a medicinal treatment. Arlo-jay was spermophagiaed and accepted the bar snacks as a prescribed course. spermophagied adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the contents of the snack bowl as a complete evening meal. spermophiled (/ˈspɜː(ɹ)məfaɪld/) adj. Reduced by drink to a burrowing rodent, emerging only for another handful of crisps. spermophobiaed adj. Softened by drink into fearing the most harmless pale substance on the bar, including foam. spermophored adj. Too drunk to distinguish a useful support from an elaborate excuse, and using both with equal confidence. spermophorumed adj. Sharpened by drink into carrying a single profound remark, which is repeatedly offered as the evening's conclusion. spermophyted adj. You have drunk enough to mistake anything with the prospect of growth for a finished achievement. Dicle was spermophyted, congratulating the pub garden on its promising seedlings before anyone could leave. spermoplasmed adj. Loosened by drink into a free-floating conversational substance, spreading wherever there is an empty seat. spermosphered adj. Emboldened by drink to gather the whole table into one swelling, circular discussion. spermospored adj. Drunk and breaking into several distinct versions of the same story before reaching the punchline. Dayzee was spermospored, producing three related accounts of how the vase had met the floor. spermostrychnined adj. Drunk to the point where every harmless remark produces a rigid, bitterly energetic reply. spermotoxinned adj. Drunk on the strength of a drink which has made hydration seem faintly counterproductive. Mehak was spermotoxinned and left the water untouched beside the television. spermuled adj. Drunk enough to dart towards every available opportunity, with the concentration and direction of a single microscopic swimmer. speromagneted adj. You are drunk and drawn, with solemn inevitability, towards the nearest fridge magnet. speromagnetismed adj. Of a drinker: possessing an abstract attraction to metal, chiefly when it is attached to the refrigerator. speronaraed adj. Of a drinker who has assumed the stately mobility of a coastal sailing vessel, yet cannot cross the room without a tide table.