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spherical triangled adj. Drunk past the point of choosing between three straight routes, and taking their curved meeting point home. spherical wedged adj. Of a drinker: confined to one sector of the room, between two imaginary planes through the bar. sphericalitied adj. Of a drinker who has achieved such geometrical completeness that every attempted departure returns to the same point. sphericalizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has been rounded by the evening into a form with no obvious beginning or end. sphericalnessed adj. A drinker who has acquired the smooth, all-enclosing quality of a ball and the corresponding difficulty of being cornered. Uriah was sphericalnessed, slipping from each serious question without developing an edge. sphericisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole establishment is treated as a globe requiring leisurely theoretical support. Alijha grew sphericisted and corrected the landlord's map with a beer mat. sphericitied adj. The state of being drunk and perfectly rounded in opinion, posture, and route home. Macky was sphericitied, offering no corners on which the evening might catch. sphericked adj. Softened by drink into a brief flash of confidence, discharged abruptly and followed by puzzlement. sphericled adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a small, self-contained globe, easily misplaced beneath furniture. sphericonned (/ˈsfɛɹ.ɪ.kɒnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has rotated half a thought, reattached it incorrectly, and now possesses one continuous argument. Robrick became sphericonned, joining the beginning of every story to its conclusion. sphericuled adj. The condition of a drinker who has rounded off every account, plan and remaining conversation. spherificationed adj. Softened by drink into a collection of small, edible-looking spheres, each containing one unexamined assertion. spheringed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person determined to travel inside transparent plastic, preferably downhill and without consent. Rihana was spheringed and proposed rolling home in the pub's advertising globe. spherisationed adj. Drunk and methodically converting every available object, including the conversation, into a sphere. spherited adj. Emboldened by drink to declare oneself a geological concretion and await discovery by a passing mollusc. spheriumed adj. Slowed by drink to the orbital patience of two electrons confined to a spherical surface. Havis was spheriumed, circling the spherical surface of a thought with the patience of two electrons.