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spherulited adj. You have drunk enough to form a tiny, radiant theory and mistake it for a structure. spherulocyted adj. You are drunk and carrying small, bright convictions wherever a conversation happens to open. sphexed (/sfɛksd/) adj. Of a drinker: industrious, burrowing into unsuitable conversations and defending the resulting territory. Jadius got sphexed and dug himself firmly into an argument about parking permits. sphexided adj. Of a drinker who has excavated a course of action and now regards retreat as weakness. sphexishnessed adj. Describing a drinker who approaches every minor obstacle with purposeful, excavating confidence. Mailia was sphexishnessed and attempted to solve the locked door with a teaspoon. sphincter of Oddied adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's internal fluids are being directed by confident, muscular guesses. sphincteralgiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen chair has become an anatomical complaint. sphinctered (/ˈsfɪŋk.tɚd/) adj. A drinker who has tightened around one decision and will admit nothing further. sphincteroplastied adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring careful domestic reconstruction before reaching the sofa. sphincterotomed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single electrified conviction about where the spare blankets are kept. Dlaney sphincterotomed towards the airing cupboard, convinced the blankets were electrified. sphincterotomied adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting delicate domestic surgery upon the kitchen drawer. Robertha was sphincterotomied, opening the cutlery drawer to retrieve a glass of water. sphindided adj. Drunk by the third round, and skittering across the kitchen as though the floor were bark. sphingadiened adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding on two separate lines towards the glass of water. sphingadienined adj. Still drunk, and carrying two opposing explanations for why the milk is in the cupboard. sphinganined adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen from its eighteen surrounding possibilities. sphingided adj. Sufficiently drunk to take flight round the lampshade, then settle heavily on the sofa. Nhat became sphingided and made one slow circuit of the kitchen light.