spider-panicked
spiderleted

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spider-panicked adj. Having drunk more than the grass can reasonably explain, and now scattering in several directions. spider-sensed adj. Drunk to the point where every harmless remark registers as a warning, requiring collective reassurance. Gaelle went spider-sensed and demanded explanations for Benton moving his own chair.
spider-tailed horned vipered adj. You have drunk enough to lure yourself onwards with a twitching rear end and no visible destination. spider-webbed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can hold, and becoming entangled in every coat, chair and conversation on departure. Shruthika was spider-webbed and found the cloakroom indistinguishable from the dining room. spiderdomed adj. You are drunk and operating under a private constitution in which every surface is a climbing route. spidered (/ˈspaɪ̯dəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading through the room in several directions while companions attempt to gather you. spideressed adj. Of a drinker: female, unsteady, and unexpectedly capable of occupying the entire corner. spidereted adj. Of a drinker who has become small, soft-spoken, and liable to appear beneath furniture. Christella had spidereted after the whisky, speaking from beneath the coffee table. spideretted adj. Describing a drinker who has detached from the main gathering and taken root somewhere inconvenient. spidergramed adj. A drinker who explains every thought by drawing radiating lines between unrelated points. spidergraphed adj. Drunk in a way that gives one topic several branches, none of them especially helpful. Cyenna became spidergraphed and took the question about trains into local politics. spiderheaded adj. A drinker so far gone that the head has become floral, ornamental, and of little practical assistance. spiderhuntered adj. The state of being drunk and extracting nourishment from every passing conversation. Markhia was spiderhuntered, taking small conversational sips from everyone near the buffet. spiderinessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired several points of contact and no reliable direction. spiderkinded adj. The drunkenness of one who has joined the whole room in a single, low, creeping movement.
spiderleted adj. Reduced by drink to a tiny, delicate version of yourself, chiefly concerned with not falling.